Saturday July 25, 2009 at 10:34
Dear Asshole(s) who stole our bikes,
You are a terrible person who will never know love. You are a terrible person who will never understand what it is to give love. You are boring and uninventive. You do not deserve anything. No good, no bad. Nothing. You deserve to live in a blank world void of music, art, sharing, sleeping bags, bubbles, guitar strings, flowers, ice cream, and BIKES.
You are a terrible person.
And this will catch up to you. We’re hoping in the form of a car crash rendering you helpless and alone paralyzed from the neck down.
All our negative thoughts and powers combined against you,
The Sausages
